New astrological sign: Professor finds horoscopes may be a little off kilter

The astrological calendar is all wrong. That public comment from a Minnesota astronomy professor set the Internet aflame this week.

New Zodiac sign dates: Don't switch your horoscope yet

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So, you've spent your whole life happily smug in your star sign. You're a fish! Swimming in two directions! You're intuitive, imaginative, unworldly! And then today's Web is aflame with the news: You are not a Pisces. You are an Aquarius. Your star sign has been wrong your whole life. All along, you've been a freaking water carrier. This is not cool.